F*ck BP

ladygagacatsgayporn:

I am a girl and I am 17 and my best friends are svennysvensven and annismildelupin.

I am moving to New York to study theatre and dance in four months. So if you’re there I’m going to need friends. Mine are all hanging out in Florida which is three times the size of the oil spill (makes it sound better already, right? I can probably get rid of the oil spill by talking it down. There’s tons of ocean left, you guys! We could make a Beverly Hillbillies spin-off about people on a houseboat canoe who move into a yacht because they found all this oil!).

I have a few spirit animals.

+ The horn solo in Tom Waits’ “God’s Away On Business”
+ My best friend annismildelupin
+ The Beatles’ song “For No One” 
+ Diana Krall’s album The Girl In The Other Room
+ Most cats

If I could hang out with any food I would hang out with edemame because they seem the most down-to-earth. Also potatoes. Babies are cool, too.

I don’t understand why there are so many pictures of the backs of girls’ hair on tumblr but I “like” all of them anyway.

I’m pretty sure the Captchas on different websites are sending me messages to solve some huge mystery. I’m waiting for my next clue.

I look like Jackie Onassis giving a BJ.

Sometimes I pretend I know what the Asian lady who does my nails is saying when she speaks in Oriental.

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Best analogy yet.