F*ck BP

June 10, 2010
BP relativity: 0:59 - 7:52

“Senator Grassley’s solution calls for the deployment of beer-brewing ingredients into the gulf as a method of preventing the spread of oil.”

“We are so f*cked… Beer-making ingredients into the gulf of Me—What’s the idea? Get the ocean so wasted it throws up the oil?”

“He said if you put the yeast from making beer into this water it will get molecules to produce methane. That’s actually not true. We double checked it with a scientist…”

“Really you had to double-check that with a scientist? You couldn’t just know right away that was the stupidest thing you’d ever heard? So Costner wants to sort the molecules oil from water, Grassely wants to .. inebriate the Gulf of Mexico …”

My favorite part :)

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Great f*cking submission, vanessacacho