seriously BP, this is the f*cking plan? no.

 

theunabieber-deactivated2010121 asked
If you were to go to a costume party dressed as the oil spill, how would you go about this?

Well, I would go to a party I wasn’t invited to, spray paint the entire party reddish-brown, hang around for 40 days, lie in response to every question on when I’ll leave, and then spend the next 20 years meticulously killing everyone at that party.

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